Toilet

[gec]

one day i was sitting on the toilet in the public restroom and doing my "job" when i hear a voice from the neighbor toilet:

"Hey, how are you?"

I'm not a type of person that chitchat's in the mail restroom and i have no idea why i did it but i reply:

"I'm great!"

Then comes next question:

"What are you doing?"

What kind of question is that? I had just enough of stupid questions so i answer:

"well, i think that i'm doing the same thing u are!"

Just tried to hurry my business when another question comes:

"Can i come to you?"

Now this is getting really weird!! Still trying to be polite so i answer:

"No, i'm busy at the moment"

Then i hear the voice saying:

"Look, i'll have to call you later. Here is some idiot sitting next to me that keeps answering my questions"

[T_O_A_D]

LOL

That's when you smear a Snicker's bar on your hand and reach under for some paper since your all out.