Arsenal Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 http://www.expressen.se/index.jsp?a=682758 You're probably thinking, "Hey, sheep can't climb trees!". For the most part you would be right, until you factor in sheep that are trying to get away from Bbloke. Then you would see that all sheep can climb trees given the proper motivation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted September 13, 2006 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Hold on though...that's a black sheep. Shouldn't it be Bbloke in the tree in that scenario? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted September 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Addendum: Also goats in a tree! Are any of God's creatures safe from Bbloke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleTap Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Addendum: Also goats in a tree! Are any of God's creatures safe from Bbloke? BAAAHHHHH! Look out, its BBBB-BLOKE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonar Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 seems to be some serious BBloke bashing around here. :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 seems to be some serious BBloke bashing around here. :? LMAO.. I can take it Von Tonar. They are only jealous of my cat like prowess and stealth like agility. Or is it just the stench of my BS. The only thing not in my favour is the lack of hair! Especially as I'm soooooooooo young! Tis better to have a sheep than be rammed by a goat!!!! Think I've just found my new sig!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted September 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 seems to be some serious BBloke bashing around here. :? Psychology 101: Making fun of Bbloke just means we like him. Kind of like in grade school where you pulled the hair of the girl you liked (I still do that *wink-wink* *nod-nod*). Since Bbloke doesn't have any hair to pull, we resort to direct insults concerning his sexual preferences. So you see, it's really all about love..... Goat and sheep love! :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Making fun of Bbloke just means we like him. Kind of like in grade school where you pulled the hair of the girl you liked (I still do that *wink-wink* *nod-nod*). Since Bbloke doesn't have any hair to pull, we resort to direct insults concerning his sexual preferences.So you see, it's really all about love..... Goat and sheep love! :shock: Awwwww bless. I can bring more sheep if you like!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonar Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 :shock: :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyDevil Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Making fun of Bbloke just means we like him. Kind of like in grade school where you pulled the hair of the girl you liked Hmmmmnnn.....not that there is anything wrong with that, but BBloke may want to watch his six, if you know what I mean. :!: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Way back in the 1850’s, a young lawyer moves to a frontier town from the big city. Right away he notices a lack of women. He also notices all the men folk in the bar have a sheep with them. He asks the bartender why all the men in town always have a sheep with them. Bartender at the local saloon tells him that all the men have sheep, as there are no women-folk. No whorehouse in town either. Being 1850, there were no gays. So sheep or nothing. Bartender sees the shocked look on his face and tells him he’ll come around to that way of thinking eventually. “Everyone does eventually…man has gotta have his releases†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted September 13, 2006 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 LOL JP, an alternate punch line could be: 'Mister, it's the sheep we're disgusted with, really low hooking up with a lawyer'. Sorry Cold_Gambler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted September 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 There's another joke similar to this: There is an army officer who has just been assigned to a remote military base in the desert. Of course there are no women to speak of in this desolate place. As time goes by, the officer begins to feel urges so he asks the first sargeant what he does to relieve the pressure. "Well sir," the sargeant replies, "whenever myself and the men get to the point where we just can't take it, we use the camp camel and get our relief." Disgusted, but holding his tongue (he is new afterall), the officer thanks the sargeant and goes about his day. One night when the moon was full, the officer felt the urge something powerful, and despite his instincts to the contrary, decided to pay the camel a visit. So he snuck out to the stable and had his way with the camel, and despite being initially disgusted, he found the camel to be quite pleasurable! The next morning, he calls the sargeant in. "You know sargeant, when you recommended using the camel, I was disgusted and questioned your judgement, but I have to say that last night I had my way with the camel and it was wonderful! Now I know what all you gents were on about!" The color drained from the sargeants face and he appeared very taken aback. "What's the matter?" asked the officer. "Well sir" the sargeant said, "when I said me and the men use the camel, I meant that we ride it into town to the local brothel.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer57 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 As a certain Aussie refugee in Canada says...."that's some imagery I coulda done without." This just goes to show that Photoshop should require a license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 As a certain Aussie refugee in Canada says...."that's some imagery I coulda done without." This just goes to show that Photoshop should require a license. actually it kinda goes: "hand me a beer. That's some imagery I coulda done without. Hand me another beer". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleTap Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 As a certain Aussie refugee in Canada says...."that's some imagery I coulda done without." This just goes to show that Photoshop should require a license. actually it kinda goes: "hand me a beer. That's some imagery I coulda done without. Hand me another beer". I have another version, sorta. Man named Fred is new to a lumber camp deep in the woods, away from most everything. A gent named Jack shows him around the camp, which basically consists of barracks, a mess hall and a warehouse for the lumber, and nothing else. "Wow, doesn't seem like much to do here when you're not working. What do you guys do for fun?" "I'll show you," says Jack, leading Fred to a small shack nestled in the corner of the camp. Showing Fred inside, the only things there are a flickering oil lantern, a shelf with a jar of bacon grease and a large barrel nailed to a couple of sawhorses. Seeing Fred's puzzlement, Jack leads him to one end of the barrel which has a punched out knot hole covered in grease. "Tuesday through Sunday, when you get the urge, you can come in here and 'go to town' as it were," says Jack, with a wink. "It's easy and convenient and it won't cost you a penny." "You are joking," says Fred, incredulous. "That can't possibly-" "Don't knock it until you tried it," says Jack, grabbing the jar of bacon grease and handing it to Fred. "I'll be back in 15 minutes." Jack then proceeds to walk out of the shed and close the door. After some initial hesitation, Fred's curiousity gets the better of him and he decides he should at least TRY it, which he does. To his shock and amazement, the experience is quite pleasurable. Enough so that he has a second go. Just as he is buckling his belt, there is a knock at the door and Jack walks in. "Well?" "I must say, I thought you were having me on, but as incredible as it seemed, it was quite good." "Well, glad you liked it. Like I said, Tuesday through Sunday, its all yours." "Great. But, what about Monday?" asks Fred. "Monday's your turn," says a muffled voice from the barrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted September 14, 2006 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 LMAO @ DT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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