One for the Brits to roll their eyes at...

[GreyKnight]

The return of British Bulldog

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7592648.stm

BRITISH BULLDOG - NEW RULES*

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  [*:hf8n4fmo]Name is far too patriotic and aggressive, change to International Poodles
  [*:hf8n4fmo]Safe 'home' areas called on each side to be renamed. Home is not always safe for children
  [*:hf8n4fmo]No winners or losers - must be non-competitive
  [*:hf8n4fmo]Children to wear full protective body gear, including knee pads, helmet and gum shields
  [*:hf8n4fmo]Catching friends is too violent - instead players to shout "poodle" when they get within one foot (or the metric equivalent)
  

*According to Campaign Against Political Correctness

[Klinger]

Where are kids these days supposed to learn that violence hurts? Maybe they should leave the knives at home and play 'Bulldog. (old school style)

[Tonar]

In the US I believe the game would be "Smear the Queer"

[Streak]

In the US I believe the game would be "Smear the Queer"

Been a looooooong time since I played let alone even heard that one.