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Kelly has probably heard this one.


Waldo.Pepper

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Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to

consider this...

A husband and wife are travelling by car from Florida to Canada.

After almost fourteen hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,

and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice

hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and

then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill

for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He

tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms

certainly aren't worth $350.00.

When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists

on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the

hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference

centre that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He

goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the

shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New

York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the

Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we

didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to

pay.

He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he

says, this check is only made out for $50.00."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping

with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have.

Who says your wife can't save you money.

:D

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