EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

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EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender...

*Ziploc Bags are Male

because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

*Copiers are Female

because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

*A Tire is Male

because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

*Sponges are Female

because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

*A Hot Air Balloon is Male

because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

*A Web Page is Female

because it's always getting hit on.

*A Subway is Male

because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

*An Hourglass is Female

because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

*A Hammer is Male

because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

*A Remote Control is Female

Had you fooled! You thought it'd be male , didn't you?

But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!