Home Remedies

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Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the

blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing

vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting

the toilet seat just by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut

yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Remember to use an egg timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will

prevent you from rolling over and going back to

sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of

laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer

and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to

know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.