OB1 Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 There has to be at least one person out there who would ask just this question. I have 4 dogs & I was in the check out line at WalMart with a large bag of Purina. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I confided that I probably shouldn't because, though I had lost 50 pounds the last time, I'd ended up in the hospital. I had awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I have to mention here that practically everyone in t he line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my *** and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Crazy lady...why else would I buy dog food?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted February 25, 2008 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 That is the sort of thing I would love to do ! top marks OB LOL ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 There has to be at least one person out there who would ask just this question. I have 4 dogs & I was in the check out line at WalMart with a large bag of Purina. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I confided that I probably shouldn't because, though I had lost 50 pounds the last time, I'd ended up in the hospital. I had awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I have to mention here that practically everyone in t he line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my *** and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Crazy lady...why else would I buy dog food?? Too freakin' funny!!! That is some classic SHIT... I love IT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 I wish I could reach it to lick. I'd never play IL2 again - much less leave the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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