Blairgowrie Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day. He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, And have buttered scones for tea. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day. He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and works all day. He cuts down trees, eats his lunch, Goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping, And has buttered scones for tea. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day. He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and works all day. I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers, I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers, He put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day. He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and works all day. I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra, I wish I were a girlie, Just like my dear papa. He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, Suspenders and a bra, He wants to be a girlie, Just like his dear papa? I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day. He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and works all day. THE GUY IN THE SANTA SUIT IS MY NEIGHBOUR BRUCE MY NEW LOGGING WINCH IN OPERATION A SOBER BG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 with all the dress wearing and high heel donning, shouldn't the song go: I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok I sleep all night and I work all day I like to have sex But only if it's gay I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok Seriously though BG, I had a old navy buddy who's dad was a lumberjack in upstate New York. Keep your head on a swivel doing that dangerous job, and come back to us with all of your extremities intact! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 just to put things in perspective: BG is sitting in the backyard of the garderner's maid's butler's quarters. Each has a bigger backyard that encompasses the others... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleTap Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 A SOBER BG Wow, getting a picture of a sober BG is kinda like getting a picture of bigfoot; extremely infrequent and always questionable in its authenticity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 It's the intense unbearable odour that marks it as an authentic sighting. Apparently it is the same with bigfoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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