joke for BG

[delta7]

BG yer new sig picture reminds me of one of my favourite billy connelly jokes

'This guy was going out to meet his friend in the pub,'

"How's it going? " asks the friend

Fine.

How's the wife?

Oh she's dead.

What?

I murdered her this morning.

You're kidding me on!

No, I'll show you, if you like.

So he goes away up to his tenement building, through the close ( 'that's the entrance to the tenement,) 'and there's a big mound of earth there and, sure enough, there's a bum (ass) sticking out.

Is that her?' He says,

'aye.'

'Why'd you leave her bum sticking out?'

'I need somewhere to park my bike.'

[Blairgowrie]

That's funny Dave

[delta7]

doubtful for tonight - lots happenning at home - hope to make it on thursday