Got a refund but found a fan.......

[Friar]

Despite Jabo's best efforts I gave up and got a refund but found a fan - -the book has gone international...

[DD_Arthur]

Thats brilliant!  Just think of all the other products you could buy and then return as faulty and get a chance to tell a joke as you obtain a refund

It could go on for years before the police track you down  you run out of jokes*

Better still, we could start sending you stuff to return on our behalf!!   

Hello?

Hello

Is that Mr. Friar from the Priory......again?

Yes, it's me Mary

What is is you'd like to return this week Mr. Friar?

I've got this butt plug with a faulty solenoid Mary.......would you like to hear a joke?  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*You will run out of jokes one day won't you?  Please, promise us now.....

[Painless]

Col, reading between the lines it would seem that she was desperately trying to bring the conversation back on topic ? 🤣