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HA HA.

 

"Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend."

Yours,
Ali Muhabarakah,
Secret Police, Damascus

 

"It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork."

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"it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain...

 

...The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before...

 

...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-" 

 

Amazing.  Must be some powerful stuff.

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