Job Interview

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this is a translation attempt, so bare with me

 

Boss:

- You have 50 bricks in the airplane. If u throw out one, how many are left?

Candidate:
-That's easy, 49.

Boss:
-How do you put a Elephant in the fridge in three steps?
 

Candidate:
1. Open the fridge

2. Put the elephant in,

3. close the fridge.

Boss:
-how would you put a deer in the fridge in 4 steps?
 

Candidate:
1. open the fridge

2. take out the elephant

3. put the deer in

4. close the fridge.

Boss:
Lion is celebrating hes birthday. Are all the animals there?
 

Candidate:
-Nope, the deer is in the fridge.

Boss:
-How will a old lady cross the river known by it's big crocks? 
 

Candidate:
- She'll swim. All the crocks are on the Lion's birthday.

Boss:
-One more question; Old lady died before she reached the other end of the river. Why?
 

Candidate:
-She drowned?!

Boss:
-No! She was hit by the brick from the airplane. Neeext!!...

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Thanks!