K9 Squadron Awards 2006 ?

[Friar]

As a spin off from a post I have just made on the training thread, I have had an idea......

Its heading towards Christmas, how about we have a virtual awards night. We could all meet up on ts wearing our birthday suits (oops sorry thats the other group,) our Diner jackets etc and have virtual "gongs" awarded. (perhaps called the "Golden Gonads"). The awards could be both humerous and serious (as a way of showing an appreciation). The receiptients would then be entitled to have the title in their sigs etc for a year.

Now, what would the categories be..ermm...not sure on that one, how about "Best use of a TB3", "Least likly to trouble the scorer", "Outstanding Contribution to the Squad", you get my drift?

Now the tricky bit would be voting. It would have to be annomi.. anomin.. secret, so, once the categories have been published, the votes could be sent via email, to someone on the fringes of the squadron, say a willing wife, girlfriend, partner, and who would keep them secret. They would collate the votes and then send them, say to BG, just before the ceremony.

What do you guys think..is this a non-starter, or should I get my virual dj cleaned?

[DZ9]

I think thats a lovely idea, and getting virtually pissed is about my lot at the minute....

(dont ask)

[Blairgowrie]

I think it is a great idea Chaplain. Have to keep it light of course, as you say.

Like anything else we do around here, it just needs someone to run with it. 

[Friar]

ok, if this thing has legs, i'll host, and i'll ask my wife if she would collate the votes.

we will need categories......suggestions please, that will be the test to see if this idea has any miles in it. no categories, no votes.

and as bg says, lets keep it lightheated, but bear in mind, i would like categories that could throw up at least a couple of potential winners, having a section called "Funniest Post by someone from Lichtenstein", isnt going to work, although i would just like to say before i collect the award, i would like to thank my wife and kids for putting up with me, to sister wendy for , well lots really.

[JensenPark]

Most likely to crash early then spend 20 minutes surfing porn till a re-start?

I'll nominate myself.

how about:

- best mission built

- best skin made

- most dedicated (friggin' Sgen playing till 5am his time?)

- best humour (Chaplain?

[Arsenal]

Most likely to crash early due to surfing porn?

Fixed it for ya. No charge!

[Psycho]

I'm shooting for the "MOST LIKELY TO SHOOT YOU IN THE BACK BEFORE A RESTART"

[BBloke]

Doesn't that come under the Bar Steward Award?