Welcome to the pound.
The only stupid questions are the ones you dont ask! We have all been there (some are still there, even worse some will never find "there" let alone get to it!)
Our matriarch, Blairgowrie, will be along soon no doubt to formally welcome you and to dish the dirt on how to get up in the skys with us.
Could I point out at this early stage that there is an un written rule (devised by me) about shooting your chaplain down, and the fact that I would request you dont.
Other than that, if you need someone to talk in confidence to, that is what i am here for. I represent the Priory of St Oleg, a nondemononational group. For more info search the forum or even "google" me. (The last time I did I managed to return only 1, yes ONE hit !!)
Oh, when I say in confidence, it does depend on the amount on cash you give me, the amount of young nubile women in the story and how often you get on my six.
Cheers
Friar