Friar

Hey JP In another post you said you were going to share with FT?

I have booked a twin JP if you can stand sharing with me again

Ok I'm in, Just booked having seen Jabo's post (I booked a twin by the way, thats the room not a nubile double act by the way ) Friday and Saturday nights, go home sunday. now where is the count down clock.........

Stay in touch OT the odd post here and there at least let's us know your still around and interested Hope you can get every thing sorted soon an I look forward to speaking to you again soon Why not just drop into team speak for a chat and to catch up you don't have to fly to enjoy the madness that goes on Cheers Friar

Many Happy Returns of the day goes out to Oldtimer who reaches the fine young age of 65! Cheers mate.......

I think we should say that RC4 is the OFFICIAL current version and that we will NOT be applying any patches just yet. Anyone who wants to test it out should do so WITHOUT affecting the version they play on line with. All too often I think we have early adapters who's game has the new patches "but its ok I can turn them off" and then we get all the funnies. Lets take this one nice and slowly, the last patch gave us lot of headaches. Once it has been checked out we could have an "Upgrade Weekend" were experts are on hand to help and we all (well as many a possible) go at the same time. Any thoughts...? Cheers Friar

Plenty of time to plot the allied advance

What are the dates?

Does anyone know, to save me doing loads of testing of AA units that DO NOT attack advancing ground units and stick to aircraft only. In my tests so far for the North Africa event, the 37mm AA will turn on ground units and rip it to shreds, which is not want I want. I am including the 88mm for the Germans because for them this was a deadly anti tank weapon. Jedipedia? Dino? Snacko? anyone............. Many thanks Cheers Friar

Hi Glenn, Great to see you active again. Charlotte growing up so giving you a little bit of free time ?...... I am in the middle of putting an event together for the Dogz, along the lines of what you did for Pedestal but with the MDS software. FoolTrotle has been doing some programming and is putting together a tool to help track the losses. If you can spare the time it would be great to have your input. Janet says hello by the way.. Regards Colin

Sister jonathan is used as more of an advance party the sort of nun that can stick a lazer reflective dot on the forehead of col gadaffi without him knowing I am sorry that you felt let down by the priory I will have words with the sister in charge then perhaps a hot tub together followed by a massage that should put her straight do I need to mobilise the olsp to "assist" you?

It has come to the Priory's attention that previously secret film has come into the public domain. I refer to the film somehow obtained by Bluebear (I suspect some dodgy deal was done round the back of “The Downed Pilot” whilst Brenda the Buxom Barmaid was not looking) which shows the O.L.E.P (Special Nun Service) in training, if you have not seen it I must advise you not to look here http://dangerdogz.com/forums/topic/9199-are-these-friars-nuns/ as this is now classified. As everyone is now aware, the O.L.E.P is a highly trained and honed group of Priory nuns who are assigned only the most dangerous and mission critical assignments. Their habits are Kevlar lined to protect them from any assailants weapons. They were recently called into action when the supply lines for the Priory Wine Cellars Spiritual offerings were threatened by some striking French farmers. (The word "striking" here should be taken to mean that the “good for nothing lazy scrag end of a smelly pig” farmers had withdrawn their labour, not that they are visually appealing, because that would be, well, a bit gay, not that I have anything against homosexuals, I just would not want my daughter to marry one. ) They were despatched to France to ensure our consignment got through the picket lines. There was a bit of a slight “altercation” when one of the farmers held up the Priory lorry, Sister Amanda climbed down from her position of riding shotgun and approached said slacker, whispered something into his ear, at which point he crossed himself, clasped his hands and knelt down before her, Sister Amanda placed her hand gently on his bowed head, thus positioning it at just the right level for her knee to be brought crashing up into his pointy Gallic nose. She of course crossed herself afterwards and asked the Abbot for forgiveness in doing the work of the Priory. The lorry was able to continue on its way with no further hindrance. One of the members of the group is Sister Jonathan, a 26 year old university graduate, left with a 2-2, that’s not qualifications; it is 2 wins 2 knockouts in the ancient university game of “Scrog-Brockerling”. This game first played in the back streets of Oxfordbridgeshire around 1800, 6pm being the optimum time for finding a “Scrog”, one of the key components of “Scrog-Brockerling”, came to the Priory looking for help as he felt he had lost his way, we very nearly lost him as the Sister that opened the door to him gave him directions and went to send him away as we were in the middle of some relaxation treatment training session and did not want to be disturbed, is a key member of the “re-alignment” team. This team is sent out on specialist duties to visit those members and associated members of the Priory to “assist” them in getting back on the straight and narrow in following the ways of the Priory and its love of all things IL2. It appears that his appointment diary is going to be quite full over the coming months what with people straying into other past-times...

Trib, My offer of sister johnathan was intended as help to supress the locals. He has a certain way of "interfacing" with people he encounters. This all goes back to his mis- spent youth but as I am entering this on my iPhone, more about that for another time.

I can assure you all that none of my nuns are transvestites as I do check on regular training nights except sister johnathan i leave him to continue with his correspondence course on his own......

I watched it on Monday evening. A nice little film with some touching stories from pilots, ATC and ground crew. I want to make a documentary about the spitfire so I can fly in one too......

Great stuff guys but could we move this to "The World according to Bongar" our ready made "funny zone" Friar It is done! -BluBear

You guys have it all wrong...sheep or more correctly S.H.E.E.P stands for a proceedure, it is Sufficient Height and Elevation Escape Proceedure. Check out the explanation on the front page of the web site.

Guys, check out the Reenoooooo thread in the dogz area News from the guys is in there. Bluebear got a text from Sid to say all ok. No offencein closing this thread, just thought it better to have all the news/info in one place.

My friends, come back from this sinful experience that is CLOD, repent and commit your lives to the one true alter that is IL2..(insert Hallelujah Chorus here..) Sister Jonathan is always available for "re-alignment" training....

A great day, good to meet up again. High light for me the Yak display team, 6 or 7 ships in tight formation doing "red arrows" type stuff, as well as the Spits showing off a bit. Afterwards we went to the Red Lion for a bit to eat. The place was only open for the day, probably because the heard the Dogz were coming back! The old place has certainly changed, I feel the old character has now gone. I took some pictures on my new iphone and as I have not got used to the way it words yet they are not brilliant but hope it will give an impression from those that knew the old place what has gone on... Picture 1 - The new bar Picture 2 - Side extension, you can just see through the windows that old "cottage" that stood in the far left hand corner of the car park, I think it was accommodation for the staff? Picture 3 - They still let anyone in though! Picture 4 - Towards the old front door on the main road Picture 5 - Taken standing in the old doorway looking towards what was the beer garden Picture 6 - Taken looking towards what was the reception area / old toilets / TV area

could it have been this one I'll add your name to the guest list Fruity old bean, will be great to see you. Just you or bringing a guest?

yea har..... I am aiming to park where we did for Flying Legends assuming that we will be watching from the Tank Bank again? 1 more sleep..........

Weather is looking ok according to my iPhone Great that you guys are making the trip I have fruitbats number mine is as before 07969826096

Thats great guys, Any more takers, Fruitbat.......Bluebear.......Fenrir......perhaps even Dino........? Would be great to have a mini-dogz get together Cheers Friar