JensenPark

how about vulching ok (no sissy nav lights)...just put lots of flak around the fields... You're just as likely to die vulching then...and there would be 'no camping'.

Hi all... This Friday: vulching or no vulching? Also, seeing as this is a re-spawn d/f server where there is no need to 'sit out' and wait for a re-start or new mission - should we turn off externals? Really, apart from eye candy (or - gasp! - 'cheating') is there a need on a respawn d/f server? Now, I realize this is DT's show, but what are the preferences? Mine would be no vulching and no externals... Oh, and what is everyone drinking that day? Mine will be Glenmorangie Sherry Wood finish.

Hey fellow dogz: Just thought I'd offer up some suggestions for canine team mascots for the coming invasion of the mainland. Red (good guys, masculine, dates girls of the same species) Blue Team (bad guys, wear black hats, inbreeding master race, girly men)

Oh, and by the way: Go Red! You no good lousy Blues! Mind you, you did put the French in their place. Guess you guys can't be that bad...

LOL Badaim. There has got to be an easier way to declare you "intentions". Hey, did DT mention a vulching or no-vulching rule? I guess you can make arguements for both POV's, but I'd say no vulching.

Our strategy will consist of: - blaming Oleg for anit-US/Brit bias - calling the blue team names and reminding them that their women don't shave their underarms and legs - unlike good ol' red team girls. - blaming our bad flying on bad colour coordination (Are you drinking Johnny Walker Red or Blue? dammit...hit the red by mistake) - using BG's immense wealth to buy the cable companies and cutting off blue service so they can only use dial-up. - having Merc Doubletap fly blue as we know Psycho will team kill him mercilessly.

hmmmm.... moves in with girlfriend...then a broken ribs just "happens" playing around with "12 year olds". I think we all know what happened... run away, man! Run away!

can I suggest you all d/l "teamspeak display" from airwarfare.com it is a little program that runs a tiny box showing who is speaking on TS. really helps communication.

You only missed one episode. I'll provide you with a synopsis. DoubleTap was drinking a Pimms and wound up crying in the corner when BG accused him of being a pussy. BG was found working in the saw mill the next day, pretending that nothing had happened. FriorOne married Dr. Rattler, but later found out that Rattler was pregnant with Cannon's baby. FriorOne quietly caught the next train to Clarksville and Pooka met him at the station. Frior was subsequently run over by a hot air balloon. Sloan was playing volleyball with some little kids, and wound up being put in a coma. He later woke up, but had amnesia, and thinks that JensenPark is his long lost brother from Guatemala. Oh, and we found out why Mike is called Painless. Apparently he takes horse tranqualizers before every flight session. Von Tonar staged an interdiction, but before everyone could arrive, Painless pulled out a Hispano from his trench coat, and shot Von Tonar. Painless is currently on the lam, but is being persued by BadAim, the bounty hunter. Arsenal married the entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleading team, made a bunch of money, and is currently living on an island in the Pacific. Uhhhh, I think that's about it. I pronounce my my Jesuspark now ( hay - zeus park)

Well I said "blue" because I guessed everyone would go Red... So I'll switch over if needed...

yea, have Klinger join us...he was fun to fly with. You JO's should skip school...this is a historic match you can't miss out on.

neat info...thanks Frior. who else is flying for the dark side on the 9th? Or is it just two of us defending the United European States against the imperialistic Anglo Saxon crusaders...? That's right...the United European States. You heard me. They invited us in...to protect them from the threat of communism. Yea, that's it...communism.

DT: Opened and printed the .pdg that Jeremy sent. Freakin' awesome! Well done and thanks very much! Going to skip out of work early to ensure I'm here for the whole shebang! Woo hoo!

The only thing I'd expect to say "I was in Blairgowrie today" would be the contents of a fifth of Johnny Walker Black.

don't tell me that was you? I will ask him.

Ok, sorry to bore you all as usual with topics outside of IL2 - but I had to share this: Randy Bachman and Burton Cummings (of Bachman Turner Overdrive and Guess Who fame) are in the hotel for the next week rehearsing for their upcoming concert tour. Burton is sitting in the bar just now...going to go join him for a beer. With luck we can discuss Oleg's FM - or at least rock and roll.

Better yet is to retire and live off your much younger wife... I plan on emulating the (B)ig (G)uy on that one!

That's odd...I thought you flew using a keyboard... Oh, that joystick. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I think I dated that one on the 2nd row, right

notice the finely detailed WIP screenie of French Soldiers in a truck

found it! http://media.putfile.com/SHINING31

Enforcer fleeing 5 109's...never have I seen AI chase someone so long... Beebop racing to the resuce...will he be on time? Who cares? Dig the cool skin. Enforcer - not down...yet. Twisting, turning, running...all with and engine smoking bad. Of course, it could have just been his moonshine still cooking over. Enforcer finally spashes down...in safe territory. Shouldn't have insulted those AI 109's moms. Seafire...because I like 'em

Funny... I saw one a while back...it was a take off of "the shining" where they turned it into a light boy meets future step-father type show called "shining" using all the usual "the shining" clips.

Hey Waldo - how bad is it? Cheesy bad? Or badly made? Pearl Harbour bad? We should rent Stalingrad and drink some beers over that...

Now I know what I'm getting each of you for Christmas!