JensenPark

I have lots of great books of Dubbo's. Most will be on e=bay pretty soon if you want them... Actually, I was going to suggest to our kind moderator (ok, the ogre) if he could do a sticky of everyone's recommened (and not recommended) books.

Honestly, she really did. It freaked me out. Having watched HP with my kids 20 to 30 times, it was hard to look at her without laughing.

Was having problems lately where as soon as I started the game my whole computer crashed "oh, that's why the game has been so fun...that twit JP hasn't been around" you all are no doubt thinking. So I brought the 'puter down to the local geek place and 'lo and behold they told me it was the stock fan attached to the ATI 9800 I have. "piece of shit" they said. Great card, lousy fan. $20 and I have a new fan installed. Hadn't heard of this issue before... Anyone else?

ok, yea...I went to Motley Crue the other night. What? Yea, Motley Crue. Friend of mine runs the local radio station and invited me to sit in their VIP box and watch the show. Thought it would be fun for the show - plus we do a fair amount of business together and wanted to maintain the relationship. Well, the concert sucked...lots of white trash prancing about. Though alot of the girls answered Tommy Lee's request to show their tits. Lots of nice ones...but lots and lots of ugly fat chicks showing their tits as well. Oh, you ask...what is the good and bad? Well the good: This is the girl I sat with: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=26777274 The bad? Her sister came along as well. And no kidding - this is what she looked like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Pettigrew Honest - she looked like a fat, trashy version of the 'wormtail' from the Harry Potter movies.

ha ha ha...too funny BG.

mmmm...deskinned fuselage.

What made this all the more sad was the fact I was home schooled.

Spent last Saturday in Vancouver with my two boys...had IL2 withdrawl - so grabbed some booze and met up with Dubbo, BeeBop and Waldo at Dubbo's house. Learned a few things: Arthur (Beebop) is the only one who sounds in person like he does on TS Waldo could fill in as Hagrid should Robbie Coltrane ever leave the Harry Potter series Waldo has encyclopedic knowledge of planes and the war. He is to plane knowlege as Chuck Norris is to delivering death. Waldo also has more books and info on planes than actually exist (some wierd alternate earth crossover stuff happening I think) Dubbo and Beebop are pretty damn bright on planes as well. I hate being made to looked like a noob. Dubbo, despite what we all think, actaully is not gay. He is married I found out. So I guess that makes him just Bi.

I have no scruples whatsoever. I have a buddy who works for Ubi in Montreal...I'm trying to get a free copy from him...

Sounds like you want them to get married.

Alright...just days before my anniversary. At least I'll have something to do on that night.

Nice pic of Duff. I think we'd get more responses if we didn't show what he looked like.

okay, off topic - but I love this quote. It comes from an article in the Globe and Mail discussing one of the many French paradoxes: A french philosopher once replied to an English colleague, "yes, yes, I am aware that it is eminently practical. But does it work in theory?" Besides making fun of the French, it reminds me of my head office.

Not if he's Chuck Norris, he ain't.

Thanks Angus! Hope you can share more. Appreciate the effort you made getting these to us.

Or a spine. Course, I'm one to talk.

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, it's another fist. The Boogeyman checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris.

I thought the UK'ers moved their watches up an hour everday at opening time, and move them back an hour every day at closing time...

ok, this is too fuuking hilarious! Well done, whoever. Funniest I have ever seen on this or the main forum. Who's next to appear on the side of a milk carton under 'missing'? Cannon? Redwing? DoubleTap? Bun-Bun?

Hey all: would appear that I'm hosting Sunday am to start. 12 Pacific, 3pm Eastern, and 7pm accross the pond in the mother country. Usual DD TS server (thanks Quaz!)

Do you mother country folks want to start an hour earlier? Not sure if that was a wish or just a comment from you... what say you?

Chuck Norris can speak Braille Blitzkrieg translated from German is Chuck Norris Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did.

Tell that to Chuck Norris, punk!

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. Chuck Norris never misspells a word. If he does, he simply changes the spelling. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and **** on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the **** out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face. Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier. Chuck requested he be allowed to bone Christie Brinkley after ever total gym infomercial and she agreed! 15 More Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. 3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. 4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. 5. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. 6. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. 7. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" 8. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. 9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". 10. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. 11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." 13. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong. 14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 15. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way