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JensenPark

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  1. anyone read any of Churchill's books on the war? are they worthwhile to pick up?
  2. Hey, I'm not that bored... Okay, Okay...I'll get back to testing...
  3. I always loved that top photo. Dub pretends we're looking at planes. In reality: Dubbo, pointing "look at the hooters on that girl" Me: "Arthur, quick get a photo!" Arthur: "roger! pics of the tits!"
  4. Was flying and looked down at the P51's dials...simply amazing. Forget and reminded every day how cool this game is. Robert Mitchum is flying that Tempest...and he looks pissed off. My lovely Italian plane after Pete paid a visit. About as reliable as a Fiat car. Jax's watery grave. Crabs are already picking the bones clean no doubt. Robert Mitchum and his tempest again. Still pissed off.
  5. "With the Israel-Lebanon-Hezzbollah thing going on, I am very likely to be working some overtime the next couple of weeks..." Hmmmm...sounds like you do a bit more than just work for CNN.
  6. Or when you lawn dart your car Arthur when trying to park in your driveway?
  7. JensenPark

    warclouds

    I hear ya' on the WC issues. Before I ran into BG in the pre-DD days, I flew it almost exclusively. The challenge and competition was fun - and funny, I flew entirely 109's and blue as it was always outnumbered it seemed at the time. Now the odd occassion I go back, it is the same old blue guys flying - but of course turned over red. The plane sets are always late modeled 190's and restricted Red set it seems. And boring missions - red get to ground pound and get eaten alive while blue floats around just their own side of the border and pounces. Never extending over the red border in case they can't parachute to safety. Not fun - and hardly fair if you want to fly red.
  8. Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Total posts: 475 [11.42% of total / 3.10 posts per day] holy cow...you're at 11 1/2 percent of all posts!
  9. Well each one has a unique ID that the MS software creates based on the major components. If this data is then loaded into a database that the activation checks it will be quite clear that there are two or more machines using the same serial. This is what the 'Genuine Advantage' software does... or so they say? It hasn't affected me...er...I mean my friend.
  10. I know of someone who runs two off of the same license...and never had a problem validating them on=line etc. Someone very close to me.. :wink: From talking with Quaz (king of reformatting and re-installing) once in a while you may have to call in and get your validation 'released' - but you just have to say you were reformatting... this happened to me actually with Norton. Was real simple.
  11. d/l something called 'azureus' it'll d/l the program for you think it works best with bit torrents. from what I understand, bit torrents work like the old napster - except you d/l from multiple people = thus speeding up the process.
  12. Hey well done Arthur!!! That has become my #1 fav site for downloads, missions, etc. Great to have you there on the inside.
  13. who is this Jim person?
  14. Done! Here oh, and we need a sticky for recommended girly sites!
  15. and I'm sure all we'll hear on the boards is that the sound is lousy. Hey CG: when are you going to be allowed back in the air?
  16. Thanks BG! Great find. Do you think we should do a sticky for such stuff? Web sites for recommended equipment (like Medusa), etc and BG's find?
  17. If only my wife was like you. Can hear, but cannot respond. When you say your ISP server was hacked - does that mean your main provider was knocked down? Hope your 'puter or tower set up was not affected.
  18. If you liked the Hollywood version better than the original - you're not gay - just dumb.
  19. OK boys, how is your gaydar meter working ?...... GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog .... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had Nutra-Sweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too. 6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major leagues, NFL, NHL, college ball,PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, Forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his honey in the passenger seat. 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too. 9. If you belong to a squadron called "The Fist of the Fleet" you are just dying to be fisted no doubt.
  20. I find it hard to hold on to my x45 with all the hair on my palms...
  21. well, if your shooting is anything like the others who where the red lion, then we are all pretty safe...
  22. p40 field mod available with rockets?
  23. man those are great shots...where'd you find them? Can't wait to lawndart while trying to strafe them.
  24. Ahh Bunch of chokers! Sorry guys.
  25. Nah, actually the only time these clowns attack you is when you are about to reach for the last bottle of beer in the case, or drain the last ounce of scotch. Then things get truly ugly.
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