Hi guys
I doubt anyone will remember me (I joined back in 2008 briefly & then left with not much interaction) so I thought I would offer my re-application as a trainee pilot/bullet magnet.
As a brief explanation I joined ages ago & then life got very bad for me, so gaming took a back seat for a long while, I have got back to a close approximation of normality (well as close to normality as i can hope to be in lol). so now I will be joining you soon (Pending my re-application acceptance).
My revisit came from your email that came round & reminded me that the Danger dogs was a nice place to be & you welcomed me with open arms before so I think it's time to come back.
So here goes guys
What brought you here to apply for membership of the DangerDogz Squadron?
I descoverd the world of Il-2 by sheer mistake & was blown away by what I found. I was still in training when I joined last time but am a very dedicated learner. then one day I googled something random (Forgot what it was now ) and stumbled over your hidden aerodrome. It is a happy place with plenty of sheep!
Can you provide names of existing members who can vouch for you?
Unfortunately Because of my extended absense I have to throw myself at the mercy of the court of acceptance & hope you will trust me on my word of honor.......erm......
Tell us a little about yourself, humour encouraged
I'm 36 years old, almost house trained, I laugh all the time & rarely take myself seriously. I'm a rampant nutter, Dad, Bass Player, Dog owner, mountain biker & Maker of adhesives (Also I can get duct/gaffa tape at trade prices).
I am also a strong team player, not a glory hunter, I support better than triumph, usually because I make up for my lack of skill with blind dedication & sometimes a bit of luck.
Do you have TeamSpeak 3?
Not yet but that can easily be changed.
What version of IL2 do you have?
All the above (New PC under construction as we speak, It's on hold until Santa has been & gone)
What other simulators or games do you enjoy?
Call Of Duty, Moto GP, Battlefield 2 & 3, Gears of war 1, 2 & 3, basically any game where I get to blow stuff up !!!
I'm also learning the finer points of flying my plane into other peoples bullets, it's a skill i seem close to be close to mastering, also I have become adept at IL-2 parachute sailing, forward run & dive on chest.......Landing is also something I'm finding a little tricky. My best landing is the parking on the nose style (Almost mastered that too).
Do you like sheep?
Being a Yorkshireman I have to step away from this subject forthwith & If any information was to come to light regarding my relationship with any wooly live stock on the internet or any of my family, I will have to say that I was probably young, drunk, Drunk & young or just plane needed the money & then point over your shoulder & say "Look a distraction" And leg it.
I hope the above information will be adequate for my re-application.