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DoubleTap

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  1. Just read through the rest of the posts...

    How the HELL did our forebears ever pull off D-Day?!?

    SCENE - Dockside in Southern England Morning of June 6th, 1944

    American and Canadian soldiers are standing on the dock, watching British ships steam past, as Spits fly overhead, due east.

    Canadian Soldier - "What's all this, eh?"

    American Solider - "Damned if I know, mack, I-"

    Looks at watch...

    American Solider - "Oh, shit..."

  2. Just read through the rest of the posts...

    How the HELL did our forebears ever pull off D-Day?!?

    SCENE - Dockside in Southern England Morning of June 6th, 1944

    American and Canadian soldiers are standing on the dock, watching British ships steam past, as Spits fly overhead, due east.

    Canadian Soldier - "What's all this, eh?"

    American Solider - "Damned if I know, mack, I-"

    Looks at watch...

    American Solider - "Oh, shit..."

  3. Lazy bastard..

    Is there anyway to incorporate those two clocks somewhere here on the main forum, for the lazy people like me who don't go to the main site that often?

    Just for you, you idle git, who makes a mockery of why the web site side itself exists (how do you get access to the vault - does your Mrs do it for you?

  4. Lazy bastard..

    Is there anyway to incorporate those two clocks somewhere here on the main forum, for the lazy people like me who don't go to the main site that often?

    Just for you, you idle git, who makes a mockery of why the web site side itself exists (how do you get access to the vault - does your Mrs do it for you?

  5. I've been using a Firefox add on, called Fox Clocks it's always on the bottom of my browser.

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    I mentioned it a few months ago in a thread about Firefox addons.

    Hmmm, that looks promising...I will check it out.

    DT

  6. So, I download and install it, and it seems pretty neat on practice mode, albeit certainly a little dated.

    I go online to play multi-player, and there is absolutely NO ONE playing it, literally just 3 empty servers.

    (sigh)

    IL-2 is certainly remarkable for the resilience it has shown since it came out.

  7. Hmmmm, I think I will put off a visit up north until I get that chastity belt.

    "Coming up Next, on Dateline's To Catch a Predator!

    They offer 'comraderie' and 'friendship' via online computer games, but when these Squad members call you 'mate', it says everything you need to know about their sick intentions!

  8. With all due respect Capt. Jack. Some of those pictures look like my last Colonoscopy

    :bg:

    Okay, now you are BEGGING for people to tease you with a straight line like that!!

    "Oh, I think your colon is bigger than that, BG!"

    "And like this aircraft, your colon has had it's share of men traipsing through it!"

    "When that man said he was going to give you colonoscopy with his cell-phone BG, I think the fact that his office was in the back of a Starbucks should have been your SECOND clue that he was lying."

    Etc.

    DT

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