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JensenPark

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  1. yup...pure leftist academia crap: "developing world imploding" "handful of extremists" laugh it is wasn't so sad. It's like our government funded TV network (CBC) refusing to call the various muslin terrorists as "terrorists".
  2. LOL... I think we have a winner on how to recruit more members. Of course to super-size our recruitment we could offer virgin sheep.
  3. do you realize our recruitment thread has been viewed over 26,000 times? we have the 12th most viewed thread of the entire forums... That includes Squadron, GD, ORR, Missions, etc. well done guys...
  4. Can't remember who was asking for this (Mobius?
  5. ROTFL... A beetle doing an Arthur.
  6. Enforcer in an Israeli jet shot down: "Oy Crap"
  7. LOL... If it wasn't so funny and true, I'd hate ya' Rattler.
  8. ahh...Luckyboy. Boy, a great name from the HH and DD archives. Who can ever forget someone who sounded like they were 30 years old, and yet claimed he fought in Viet Nam (killed an East German Colonel with his knife one day while out on patrol or so he says - said Colonel apparently ambushed by LB while taking a dump), and managed to murder his own Lieutenant a while later because he didn't care for him.
  9. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/33014/
  10. he was probably hanging onto it in the hope he could get his ex-wife up in it... FAA Inspector: "hey, sugar in the tank...wonder how that got there?"
  11. Beebop gone to far? I think that ship sailed long ago Colonel. But those skins are neat. Now to marry up the idea with some of Enforcer's 1946 missions and we are set!!!!
  12. Thanks Smurfy... You guys were top of game today.
  13. A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground. The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?â€
  14. my new favourite Psycho quote "it will take your head clean off" was so hoping you were going to say "but danger is my middle name" at the end there.
  15. Hey Bucky - weren't some BC crews down is the US fighting fires?
  16. seeing as our friend Fireman has biceps that are 7 feet in diameter, it is probably not the best thing to do to tease him. Not that he'll hurt you or anything. Well, no...I guess crushing your puny skull would hurt...so scratch that last line.
  17. do our UK squaddies even know what indoor plumbing is?
  18. Hotel project at Jim's property complete. Make sure you ask for the "DD" rate when reserving...
  19. I rank this speech right up there with the one at the Brandenburg Gate: General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! still get goosebumps and a lump in my throat. Him, Maggie Thatcher and John Paul 2 - we won't see a trio like that again in our lifetime.
  20. http://www.honorourveterans.com/hov-blo ... xcomment24 President Reagan's speech at Poin du hoc on the 40th anniversary of D-Day. Very stirring.
  21. depends on how many 'live' pilots...but I'd go with 2 to 1 if live vs live.
  22. European Heighten Threat Levels The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose". Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
  23. I think it is cute how you have nicknames for your indentured slaves servants, like "neighbour" and "helen".
  24. found this on ogrish.com...quite good...regarding the coming Eurabia... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=33c_1187358686
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