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    30,000 and counting

    in Jim's Place

    Posted

    ok, what just recently went past the 30,000 mark?

    1) kilometers Roger has driven in last two weeks of commuting to his new job

    2) amount of square feet in the media room alone of BG's recently built guesthouse

    3) amount of times Psycho has been committed

    4) Rattler's score on Zeke's vs Wildcats?

    5) Amount of bottles in BG's wine cellar (secondary cellar as we all know the main one holds 75,000 bottles)

    6) Weekly university costs in dollars for Doubletap's and Cold_Gambler's non-yet-born children when they are old enough to attend

    7) Amount of "views" on our recruiting thread

    B) All of the above

    Well, the answer is of course "8", All of the above.

    Humour - part 319

    in Jim's Place

    Posted

    A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman

    with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss,

    would you let me bite your breasts for $100? "Are

    you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

    He turns around, runs around the block and gets to

    the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite

    your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

    "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

    So the Scotsman runs around the next block and

    faces her again ; "Would you let me bite your

    breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

    She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm,

    $10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's

    go to that dark alley over there ."

    So they go into the alley, where she takes off her

    blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the

    world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and

    starts caressing them, fondling them slowly,

    kissing them, licking them, burying his face in

    them, but not biting them.

    The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are

    you gonna bite them or not?"

    "Nah", says the Scotsman... "Costs too much..."

    well done Logos!

    in Jim's Place

    Posted

    flying on Zekes v Wildcats last night with Logos and Rattler - take a look at Logo's bomb runs - 85 ground kills in one sortie and 39 in another...3850 points in two sorties!

    One one of them he was returning to base and was jumped by some reds.

    2 year anniversery

    in Jim's Place

    Posted

    I tried to solicit Quazi

    Isn't that against the law?

    I actually first met "BG" after offering to send him my copy of "The Big Show" after I found out he was living just a few hours drive from me in Ontario...though we had traded posts about his sig pic.

    I remember fondly the first time I flew with BG...there was Cold Gambler, Duff Bear, Okie (then Gury Puddle) and Bun Bun.

    I immediately flew my Finnish Buffalo right into an I16.

    2 year anniversery

    in Jim's Place

    Posted

    I tried to solicit Quazi

    Isn't that against the law?

    I actually first met "BG" after offering to send him my copy of "The Big Show" after I found out he was living just a few hours drive from me in Ontario...though we had traded posts about his sig pic.

    I remember fondly the first time I flew with BG...there was Cold Gambler, Duff Bear, Okie (then Gury Puddle) and Bun Bun.

    I immediately flew my Finnish Buffalo right into an I16.

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