from the early days of the Dogz...a classic from DT, transcribing a typical DD night:
- 8 PM -
"Anyone there? Hello?"
- 8:14 PM -
"Hello? Anyone there?"
- 8:20 PM -
*Player has joined the server*
"Hey! How ya doing? Who's that? ..... Hello?"
*Player has left the server*
"He-! Who was that?"
8:20 PM
*Player has joined the server*
"Hey-hey! Who's that?"
"It----ive."
"Who?"
"Me, D---st. --erv---back."
"What? You're going in and out."
"----new IP."
"Oh, okay. What is it?"
*Your connection to the server has been lost*
- 8:30 PM -
"Alright, who we got?"
"Uh, me, Jetsetsam, and Psycho."
"Buh-Wugg-Wugga-Hehhehheh-HAHAHAHHHhhhee-heh.
BBBBWWWILLLLLDEEEEEE-BAGGA-BAGGA!"
"Knock it off, Psycho."
"Oh, no, that's BG. I forgot, he's here too. He's on his second bottle."
"Oh. Okay. I'll start the mission."
- 8:32 -
"****. I crashed. Need a restart."
"Okay. Hold on."
- 8:34 -
"****. I crashed. Need a restart."
"Okay."
- 8:35 -
"Guys, I need a restart."
"Dammit!"
"Hey, gimme a break. I'm a little off tonight. Not used to the Corsair."
"Yeah, but- Wait a second. We're aren't using Corsairs. Plan B Is that you?"
"Yeah."
"....Plan B, aren't you flying with the Hell Hound's tonight."
"Yeah. Why? Oh. Wait, who the hell switched around the TS server? **** that Quazi!"
"Oh, for Christ's sake!"
- 8:50PM -
"Okay, I am turning to 249 degrees, throttle at 70%- *acka-acka-BOOM!*
WHAT THE HELL?"
"What? What happened?"
"My wing just exploded! I'm spiraling in."
"Gotcha, ya' bastich!"
"PSYCHO! For the last time, we're on the same side. Do not shoot at the blue icons. DO NOT SHOOT AT BLUE!"
"But, you were lining me up..."
"I'm in front of you."
"...coming right at me."
"I'm pointed away from you."
"Your rear gunner..."
"I'm in a MUSTANG!"
"...You looked Red..."
9:00 PM
"Alright, I have the target in sight. Follow me in to drop your bombs."
"Uh, bombs?"
"Yeah, bombs. For the Battleship. To sink it."
"I didn't know we needed bombs."
"Me either."
"Wha- We need bombs to sink it."
"I didn't know we were attacking a Battleship."
"Me neither."
"It was in the mission brief."
"I can't read all that."
"The mission was titled 'SINK THE BATTLESHIP'. You didn't get that far?"
"We can strafe it."
"Yeah, great. Make sure you blow kisses at it too as you fly over. That'll help. Let me know how it works out."
*Player has left the server*