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JensenPark

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  1. Uhh...Maybe Rattler and CG should both fly and help us in our direst hour?
  2. Rattler - you need to fly SEOW and do that to the GIAP!
  3. The new guys MUST hear it. The little back and forth between you two certainly ranks among the best.
  4. While it is very funny, I should have been more clear: this was a post of DT's from about 3 to 4 years ago.
  5. Great and interesting article. I blame all this on the sense of "I deserve this new house...I deserve a big TV in every room" mentality.
  6. will it handle il2 though?
  7. TOAD - love how you've changed the script... "...dies squealing like a little girl" "shot down by AI...what a noob"
  8. from the early days of the Dogz...a classic from DT, transcribing a typical DD night: - 8 PM - "Anyone there? Hello?" - 8:14 PM - "Hello? Anyone there?" - 8:20 PM - *Player has joined the server* "Hey! How ya doing? Who's that? ..... Hello?" *Player has left the server* "He-! Who was that?" 8:20 PM *Player has joined the server* "Hey-hey! Who's that?" "It----ive." "Who?" "Me, D---st. --erv---back." "What? You're going in and out." "----new IP." "Oh, okay. What is it?" *Your connection to the server has been lost* - 8:30 PM - "Alright, who we got?" "Uh, me, Jetsetsam, and Psycho." "Buh-Wugg-Wugga-Hehhehheh-HAHAHAHHHhhhee-heh. BBBBWWWILLLLLDEEEEEE-BAGGA-BAGGA!" "Knock it off, Psycho." "Oh, no, that's BG. I forgot, he's here too. He's on his second bottle." "Oh. Okay. I'll start the mission." - 8:32 - "****. I crashed. Need a restart." "Okay. Hold on." - 8:34 - "****. I crashed. Need a restart." "Okay." - 8:35 - "Guys, I need a restart." "Dammit!" "Hey, gimme a break. I'm a little off tonight. Not used to the Corsair." "Yeah, but- Wait a second. We're aren't using Corsairs. Plan B Is that you?" "Yeah." "....Plan B, aren't you flying with the Hell Hound's tonight." "Yeah. Why? Oh. Wait, who the hell switched around the TS server? **** that Quazi!" "Oh, for Christ's sake!" - 8:50PM - "Okay, I am turning to 249 degrees, throttle at 70%- *acka-acka-BOOM!* WHAT THE HELL?" "What? What happened?" "My wing just exploded! I'm spiraling in." "Gotcha, ya' bastich!" "PSYCHO! For the last time, we're on the same side. Do not shoot at the blue icons. DO NOT SHOOT AT BLUE!" "But, you were lining me up..." "I'm in front of you." "...coming right at me." "I'm pointed away from you." "Your rear gunner..." "I'm in a MUSTANG!" "...You looked Red..." 9:00 PM "Alright, I have the target in sight. Follow me in to drop your bombs." "Uh, bombs?" "Yeah, bombs. For the Battleship. To sink it." "I didn't know we needed bombs." "Me either." "Wha- We need bombs to sink it." "I didn't know we were attacking a Battleship." "Me neither." "It was in the mission brief." "I can't read all that." "The mission was titled 'SINK THE BATTLESHIP'. You didn't get that far?" "We can strafe it." "Yeah, great. Make sure you blow kisses at it too as you fly over. That'll help. Let me know how it works out." *Player has left the server*
  9. LOL.
  10. nice...
  11. was watching that last night.
  12. I'm hoping to come out again...(no, not out of the closet). so if someone wants to book a double, I'll share with them.
  13. Bonger, where are you? All is forgiven...come back!
  14. amazing. though they should be armed with clubs...and in the ringed caged. so that the guy who messes up gets bludgeoned. Now that would make it real amazing.
  15. holy cow... In that shape the kid could fly with us.
  16. 109's versus Hurris with good old Logos hosting. Make a pass, then out of the blue I get a lovely black screen.
  17. I'm sure Glenn turned her down because she's a Democrat. Good man, there DT.
  18. Thanks Jim - I took your earlier advise and left it at the earlier drivers. will worry about upgrading the vid card when I buy a new computer for BoB...in 2019.
  19. BG has one of those "Island of Dr Moreau" things going on at this estates. One of the mutants created for BG's hunting pleasure.
  20. 1) LOL @ GK 2) well done Smash
  21. And only vacation in Victoria, BC and stay at hotels with strange Il2 and porn obsessed managers.
  22. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80512903/
  23. You must visit the Basilica Notre-Dame.
  24. Happy Birthday!
  25. free to a good home. 2 x 512 DDR ram sticks. let me know if they are of use to anyone.
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