JensenPark

holy cow guys... I have mine set at 250 - and go to 275 occassionally. realism aside of course - everything I've read on the forums says to keep it in close. I'll try further out and goon around a bit today for fun...see how it goes. As for the 30's...just get super-collision close, fire, and fly through the debris...

Thanks guys for your thoughts. Odd not having him around after 15 1/2 years - and all over the bloody country. I've been reading everyone's comments to Jensen, my 7 year old, and it helps cheer him up. Thanks again...

Hey guys... we need a few more contributions to our squad forum is anyone can pop over... http://forums.ubi.com/eve/ubb.x?a=frm&s ... f=48310655 Maybe our esteemed Propaganda Officer can go over and wow the crowds with some whit and charm. Heavens knows it is wasted on neanderthals like us.

What does BG call a whiskey tasting of 100 different ones? An appetizer.

It is with sadness that I announce the passing of the great Doonesbury at age 17. Part pig, part dog, part furniture warmer - Doones was a great friend for the past 15 1/2 years. Babe magnet, dish cleaner, dinner leftover disposal unit, uber hair-shedder, biter of my kids feet...he was it all. Went out like a pro though. Had him out on the lawn for a late night pee (for him, not me) and he chased a cat that was dumb enough to enter our yard. Unfortunately, Doones was never the brightest, and chased the cat off a 5 foot ledge. Nothing to worry about normally, but when you are 17 and have bad hip displacia, it is not the smart thing to do. Target fixation I guess. Anyways, poor Doones broke his hip. Sat with me for several hours while I waited for the wife to come home from work and watch the boys so I could take him to the all-night vet...not once whimpered or complained - which is remarkable considering his rear leg was just limp and completely separated from the hip. A true Danger Dogz dog...

Hey all... Sunflower (Clark) and I were chatting the other day about going on HL and trying our hands in Warcouds or one of the other more popular closed-cockpit servers (like Greatergreen). Purpose would be to fly with eachother as dedicated wingies against the skilled guys out there - a chance to hone skills and teamwork against others instead of just AI. We are thinking Monday evenings...6pm ish PST - or earlier if need be. No structure - just make sure we are teamed up. Make us of Quaz's TS server. I've done this a bit with Rattler on HL and it is a blast going up against others you don't know - but backed by a squaddie wingman. Really gets the heart going knowing you are up against nothing but humans and not ai. Anyone in?

BTW: well done. Maybe for 3rd test we should do the mission with the two fw190 vs 8 La5 and 16 Pe2 that we did on Sunday. Most kills wins?

I find arsenic is very underrateed for wives.

Alright Psycho... One for each pierced nipple you have!

BG has one of his servants swim underwater and put the fish on his hook. Unfortunately he loses a few this way to the fresh water sharks he has, but what the hey, they are a dime a dozen to BG.

looks like one of those Mercedes Smart cars that was left overnight in Cold_Gamblers neighbourhood in Toronto. Completely stripped! Although in Angus' case, the thieves would have to stop and ask his wife's permission first.

Hi all... I shall be hosting tonight...(march 18 - also know as H-Day...hangover day). Psycho was seeing the little green people even before St Patrick's day I hear. d/f server up at 4:30pm Paficif time, or 7:30 GMT (gowrie mean time in Ontario) Server IP and TS details moved Here to keep 'em to ourselves. I've downloaded some new missions from Commander-in-Scotch Blairgowrie. Any requests (apart from 'sod off mate') let me know... Kelly

OK ALL! YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO (YEA, I KNOW I'M YELLING!) WELL DONE DT!!!

And you are just noticing this now?

We have a DD jacket pilot skin... I'll upload it to the skins file once I get home tonight!

Well to start with, we are far better looking and are straight. The Hellers, as we affectionately call them, are best described as our sister squadron. I seem to recall that BG invited them (or visa versa) to fly with us one night a year and a half back and we became fast friends. We share (or squat on) their TS server (kindly hosted by Quazi - who btw is a forum mod on the UBI boards). You'll often see members of both clans (kennels?) pop back and forth and fly with eachother. They share a similiar love of the game - and booze - and bad humour - though are a bit more serious than us (but then, who the heck isn't). They are made up of: Quazi, Dubbo (who did our jackets and the original logo), Beebop, Zeuscat, PlanB, Emann, Enforcer and Sunflower.

Actually that is a picture of Cold_Gambler and his wife Dawn. After Dawn found out he was planning on flying this Saturday.

Well we'd be the two most hen-pecked Turkeys out there!

When I saw a post from BG about Wild Turnkey, I assumed it was the Bourbon.

very sorry to hear that Jim. I think we all go through this...some of us more than others. I hope you can work it out and that we'll see you again. Kelly

Good news...your girlfriend only slept with four men this month? The enemy is listening and thinks you're an idiot. LMFAO!!! Well done...too funny.

ok, this is getting better and better. "you made me drop my scotch!" TOO FUNNY!!! Well done guys!

ok, lazy...cut and pasted this from Eversest Home Edition CPU Type AMD Athlon 64, 2033 MHz (10 x 203) 3000+ Motherboard Name Abit KV8 Pro / KV8 Pro-3rd Eye (5 PCI, 1 AGP, 2 DDR DIMM, Audio, Gigabit LAN, IEEE-1394) Motherboard Chipset VIA K8T800Pro, AMD Hammer System Memory 1024 MB (PC3200 DDR SDRAM) Display Video Adapter RADEON 9800 SERIES - Secondary (256 MB) Video Adapter RADEON 9800 SERIES (256 MB) 3D Accelerator ATI Radeon 9800 Pro (R350) Monitor ViewSonic G90fb-2 [19" CRT] (339040705268) Multimedia Audio Adapter Creative SB0350 Audigy 2 ZS Sound Card Storage IDE Controller VIA Bus Master IDE Controller SCSI/RAID Controller VIA SATA RAID Controller Floppy Drive Floppy disk drive Disk Drive WDC WD800JB-00FSA0 (74 GB, IDE) Optical Drive HL-DT-ST DVDRAM GSA-4160B (DVD+R9:2.4x, DVD+RW:16x/4x, DVD-RW:8x/4x, DVD-RAM:5x, DVD-ROM:16x, CD:40x/24x/40x DVD+RW/DVD-RW/DVD-RAM) Optical Drive HL-DT-ST DVD-ROM GDR8162B (16x/48x DVD-ROM) Saitek X45 Flight Controller USB Creative 5.1 surround speakers Plantronics head set with !GASP! usb connection if needed

You know...that's a good point. I checked every window in my house and I didn't see a single one nailed in. Is this some new-fangled way of doing things BG?

You know, Arsenal: I just have to laugh/gag every time I see your avatar. Poor old sam...can you imagine the looks he got when getting taken out for walks? I think we should make him the Patron Saint of the DD's.