Give Your Pup A Christmas Present

[Sweper]

Tired of your grand ma´s complaining about ripped stockings. Your best friend get soaked pants. Your mother in law´s ripped panties. Give your pup a nice toy for Chrismas! Shipped with extra ex-changeable but hole(s). This is actually worlds first sex-toy for dogs. Explained as " A natural way to control your dogs sexual impulses". "Hotdoll" is the way to go!

I just wonder about owning a Grand Danois...?

[Shadrach]

Thats NOT controling, thats pandering. Natural control is a large bucket of cold water. Unless it's happening in the living room of course.

[Kimosabi]

Good one Swep!

Dogs that hump humans are basically just trying to "climb the ladder". Appear as the higher ranking member of the "pack" and they won't hump you either.

[Shadrach]

Does that mean you have to hump the dog to show who's boss? Why am I contributing to this post?