READINGS FROM THE BOOK OF CORPORATE LIFE

[Bonger]

READINGS FROM THE BOOK OF CORPORATE LIFE

1. In the begining, there was...the Plan.

2. And then came the Assumptions.

3. And the Assumptions were without form.

4. And the Plan was without Substance.

5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying,

...'It is a crock of shit and it stinks.'

7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisor and said,

...'It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell.'

8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,

...'It is a container of of organic waste, and it is very strong,

...such that none may abide by it.'

9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,'It is a

...vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide its strenght.'

10 And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,

...'It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.'

11 And the directors went to the Vice President, saying unto him,

...'It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.'

12 And the Vice President went to the President, saying unto him,

...'It has very powerful effects.'

13 And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

14 And the Plan became policy.

15 AND THAT IS HOW SHIT HAPPENS.

AMEN.

[Rattler]

Thanks for these Bonger...keep 'em coming!

[GreyKnight]

Nice one indeed!

[Highlander]

How true!