UPS worker

[Bonger]

UPS worker

One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual

route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were

still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner,

coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

'Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' the

UPS man comments.

Bob, in obvious pain, replies, 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This

is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had

about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend

fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that

we started playing 'WHO AM I?''

The UPS man thinks a moment and says, 'How do you play 'WHO AM I?''

'Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with

a sheet covering us, with only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the

sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.'

The UPS man laughs and says, 'damn, I'm sorry I missed that.'

'Probably a good thing you did,' Bob responded. 'Your name came up seven

times...'