A Panda walks into a bar….

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A Panda walks into a bar….

A Panda walks into a bar, sits down at a table and orders a beer and a double cheeseburger. After he is finished eating, he pulls out a gun and rips the place with gunfire. Patrons scatter and dive under chairs and tables as the bear runs out the door. After ensuring that no one is hurt, the bartender races out the

door, and calls after the bear: "What the hell did you do that for?" The bear calls back, "I'm a Panda. Look it up in the dictionary."

The bartender returns, pulls out his dictionary.

pan•da [ pándə ]

noun. A large mammal with bold black-and-white markings, including black patches over the eyes. Native to central China. Eats shoots and leaves

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