Breast Augmentation

[Bonger]

Breast Augmentation

A wife had begun thinking about the size of her breasts. Everytime she saw herself in the mirror, she would wonder what it would be like having larger breasts, and if she should do it. One day, after convincing herself she really wanted to do it, she confronted her husband with the idea to get his opinion. She was sure that he would like the idea, but she was concerned about the expense.

When she confronted him with her idea and her concern, he provided an alternative solution. "Take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts several times a day. It will take longer, but they will surely grow much larger."

She looked at him as if he'd lost his mind. "Are you crazy? How could that possibly work?"

He shrugged, nonplussed. "Dunno, but it worked on your ass."