Humour - part 319

[JensenPark]

A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman

with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss,

would you let me bite your breasts for $100? "Are

you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to

the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite

your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the Scotsman runs around the next block and

faces her again ; "Would you let me bite your

breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm,

$10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's

go to that dark alley over there ."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her

blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the

world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and

starts caressing them, fondling them slowly,

kissing them, licking them, burying his face in

them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are

you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", says the Scotsman... "Costs too much..."

[Streak]

Love it.