Blairgowrie Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 DD_Smokestack asked me if I would post this for him. A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, 'You need a piece of tail.' The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, 'Make up your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted October 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 DD_Smokestack asked me if I would post this for him. A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, 'You need a piece of tail.' The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, 'Make up your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyPup Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 That picture looks familiar, but I'm the one at the foot of the bed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyPup Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 That picture looks familiar, but I'm the one at the foot of the bed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 And now one from Greenstreaks. My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather. Thank God our kids were with me at the Beach House this weekend. The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: Tina was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 And now one from Greenstreaks. My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather. Thank God our kids were with me at the Beach House this weekend. The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: Tina was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyKnight Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyKnight Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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