RCAF_Acesteel Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 S! All A man has been working at a pickle factory for years and ever since he started there he has had a mad crazy desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer . He just can't shake it and gets a psychiatrist to try to help him , but after months of sessions the shrink tells him his problem is so deeply ingrained in his psyche that the only way it will go away is if he dies or actually does it . Great the man says , I'm going to do it tomorrow at work. He goes to work the next day but he is home by 11:00 AM . His wife meets him at the door wondering why he is home so early and he decides to finally tell her about his pickle slicer dilemma . After telling her , He exclaims "and today I finally did it ". "Oh my god " she says and whips his pants and shorts down only to find his penis is perfectly ok and whole . In wonderment she asks , "well what happened to the pickle slicer" . He shrugs and says Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_sparrow Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Salute: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted September 13, 2007 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 LOL didn't see that one coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 I echo the sentiment..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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