Fireman Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache!!" His wife is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that that's a sheep, you idiot!" The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_sparrow Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Salute: Oh Fireman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Good one! I read it at home, so did the other half of coarse & I got that "look" when I burst out laughing. BTW here's one the Mother in law e-mailed me: This guy from Alberta is driving down a back road. A sign in front of a restaurant reads: Happy Hour Special... Lobster Tail and Beer 'Lord almighty" he says to himself, "my three favorite things!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Very funny Fireman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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