A monday joke.....

[Fireman]

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache!!"

His wife is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that that's a sheep, you idiot!"

The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you!"

[lil_sparrow]

Salute:

Oh Fireman!

[Streak]

Good one!

I read it at home, so did the other half of coarse & I got that "look" when I burst out laughing.

BTW here's one the Mother in law e-mailed me:

This guy from Alberta is driving down a back road.  A sign in

front of a restaurant reads:

Happy Hour Special...

Lobster Tail and Beer

'Lord almighty" he says to himself, "my three favorite things!!"

[Highlander]

Very funny Fireman.