Arsenal Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I am pleased to announce that the American Rebel Alliance's (tm, all rights reserved) terror campaign against the english countryside has been an unparalleled success! The populace is cowering in fear as evidenced by the linked newpaper article (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060407/od_afp/afplifestylebritainfoodrabbitoffbeat_060407152117). Our genetic engineers have released a mutated were-rabbit against the gardens of unsuspecting Englishmen and women. Soon, there will be no cucumbers for your cucumber sandwiches! There will be no crumpets (whatever the hell those are) for you to munch on with your tea! There will be no more boiled cabbage for your sustenance! Bow down before the A.R.A.'s might, or you will most likely be inconvenienced! MMMUUWWAAAHHAHAHA! Beg for mercy in the presence of the were-rabbit! We made the ears extra large so it can echo locate your sqeaks of dread! (*note - the gentleman pictured is a highly trained and equiped were-rabbit handler as evidenced by his chew-proof vest. Despite his training and equipment, notice the absolute terror in his eyes! Be sure that this is a deadly creature that would nibble your toes off just as soon look at you!) We are also working on our modified attack rabbits. We first tested them against your Crusaders centuries ago. Behold evidence of their attack! I have only one piece of advice for you....Run away! Run away! :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta7 Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 fortunatly we have forseen your evil plan doctor and we have a reply waiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleTap Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 fortunatly we have forseen your evil plan doctor and we have a reply waiting EGADS! :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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