100 Mph Goat

[CaptJackG]

 100 MPH Goat

Two Montana rednecks are out hunting, and as they
are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed by the depth of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole! I
can't even see the bottom- must be an old mine shaft.

I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says," I don't know.  Let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's an old car
transmission over there.

Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over and count one,
and a two and a three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the
edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind
them.  As they turn around they see a goat come crashing
through the brush, run up to the hole and with
no hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each
other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out
what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says  the farmer, "you fellers didn't
happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did  you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, We
were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came
running out of the bushes doin' about a hunnert
miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole
here!"

The old farmer said, "That's  impossible.  I had
him chained to a transmission."

[Kira]

In proper redneck speak it's "This here hole"...