CaptJackG Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 100 MPH GoatTwo Montana rednecks are out hunting, and as theyare walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.They approach it and are amazed by the depth of it.The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole! Ican't even see the bottom- must be an old mine shaft.I wonder how deep it is."The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throwsomething down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."The first hunter says, "There's an old cartransmission over there.Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."So they pick it up and carry it over and count one,and a two and a three, and throw it in the hole.They are standing there listening and looking over theedge and they hear a rustling in the brush behindthem. As they turn around they see a goat come crashingthrough the brush, run up to the hole and withno hesitation, jump in headfirst.While they are standing there looking at eachother, looking in the hole and trying to figure outwhat that was all about, an old farmer walks up."Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn'thappen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, Wewere just standing here a minute ago and a goat camerunning out of the bushes doin' about a hunnertmiles an hour and jumped headfirst into this holehere!"The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I hadhim chained to a transmission." Quote
Kira Posted December 4, 2013 Posted December 4, 2013 In proper redneck speak it's "This here hole"... Quote
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