SkyPup Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Found this on a London tube stop: There once was a fellow named Blair Who was doing his girl on the stair. But the bannister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in midair. Is this a British classic, something like our American "There once was a man from Nantucket..."? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2. Administrators Jabo Posted January 3, 2013 2. Administrators Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 I don't think it's a classic SkyPup, but I can't think of one that is right now. Jabo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD_Brando Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Going right back to the days of the Raj: There was a young girl from Darjeeling Who could dance with such exquisite feeling Not a murmur was heard, Not a sound, not a word, But the fly-buttons hitting the ceiling. We had class back then This one is subtle: Despite her impressive physique Fatima was really quite meek; If a mouse showed its head She would jump into bed With a terrible blood-curdling sheik. I heard this one over 50 years ago: There was a young girl of Penzance Who decided to take just one chance. So she let herself go In the arms of her beau; Now all of her sisters are aunts. Definitely a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyPup Posted January 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Nice, Brando. I'll add those to my collection! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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