A Red pilot walks into a bar, sits down and orders 5 shots of Bourbon
He quickly slams the shots, and is about to order more when the bartender says: "whats the big occasion?"
The Red pilot: "I'm celebrating my first blowjob!"
The bartender: "hey that's something to celebrate, allow me to buy your next round"
The Red pilot: "great I don't think the first 5 shots got the taste out of my mouth"