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BadAim

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  1. He should of gotten twice as many medals, but he was just to busy kicking ass to bother picking them up.
  2. I didn't realize there were any real life parallels, I just thought it was a funny joke. It's certainly a good idea to be armed though, when your out in the wild (assuming you can hit anything).
  3. Excellent pics mate. I do wish I was there. Good thing I can live the event vicariously through the photos. I like to watch.
  4. California vs. Arizona The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural. 2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. 3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. 4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. 5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals. 6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area. 7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. 8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene. 9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes. 10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State. Arizona: The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog. 1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. 2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that's why California is broke.
  5. Looters also naturally gravitate to places where they are less likely to get shot.
  6. Of course it's black label....... I hope to make it one of these years. I'd love to actually meet some more of those whom I'm so proud to call my friends.
  7. There is a difference between bragging and a mere statement of fact, you know.
  8. Wow. I'm so glad you all had a good time. I hope to make it one day, I'd love to drink with you guys in person.
  9. BadAim

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    Welcome, mate. If we haven't scared you away yet, then you'll fit right in!
  10. I was definitely well lit on Wed. I guess I had to make up for the several days before when I didn't drink at all (believe it or not). I really had a blast, even though I was completely exhausted. I look forward to Wed night and I never regret it even when I just don't feel like it, you guys always lift my spirits.
  11. The new boxed version of ROF (Iron Cross edition iirc) will have 8 flyable planes and two new historical campaigns, plus all of the updates, and no online requirement for playing offline content! I kind of feel bad for the early adopters who payed full price then had to buy the planes separately.
  12. I've seen this one before, but it's always good for a laugh. It's funny though, every time I react to one of these things by saying something like "no one can possibly be that stupid", I only need to step out my front door and sooner or later, I'll be proven wrong (usually sooner). I never underestimate the human capacity for stupidity anymore.
  13. I might just go for ROF, now that you can get 8 flyables with it. Birds of prey, on the other hand is a console flying game ported to PC, it has no relationship to SOW whatsoever and only the name in common with IL2. I tried the demo once.
  14. I'll go with the track IR crowd on this one, though not if you don't have a stick at all! A decent stick is mandatory, even an x 52 can be had for less than $100 now. I would say that Track IR is the biggest game changer though, as it really starts feeling like your there when you can just look around. One caveat though, most people take quite some time to get used to it, and it takes some time and patience to get it "dialed in". If you have an inexpensive stick, and go for the TIR, I'd say next purchase should be a throttle-stick combo (like the x52), then probably rudder pedals after that.
  15. Memories of a better time. When there was true hope in this world.
  16. I have no doubt that you'll have one for each and every Dogz that could not make it! I'm honored to be so represented also.
  17. Kelly, you are a man of great wit and intelligence, yet you retain the ability to never benefit from it. Thank you for that post, I shall steal every one of them. (and probably use them on you).
  18. That is one bloody impressive aircraft,and the pilot ain't no slouch either!
  19. LOL, That is bloody hilarious!
  20. BG is often questioned by the police; not because he's done something wrong, but because he owns them too and they just need to know what the hell to do.
  21. BG doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers scotch.
  22. Waldo is indeed a nice fellow, and a former Dogz. I am indeed grateful for both his and your help here. I will enjoy this.
  23. I heard that BG once had an awkward moment. He then clubbed it to death with a tree limb and left it's corpse hanging from a tree as an example to his servants.
  24. These puppies rock, take a look......just make sure your sitting down. http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/showthread.php?t=15024
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