JensenPark

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet=and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their f=ce. 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders. 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake . 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. what do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes. 1=. What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snack=r. 13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 government workers? 100 people that don't do Dick.

used it for Red Orchestra. seemed simple to use.

I have no idea when this was taken...or why I have a picture of a semi-nude BG in my work computer...but I stumbled upon this today... I think this is Jim lighting up a joint (he does everything BIG you know)

Smash: Happy Birthday bud! Snacko: please...never again. The only thing that saved me was my bad eyesight.

Nice job, Fruitybatty-type dog. Hey, is that 6dof when you zoomed in at 20 second mark (like you went to gun sight view...)? looked to smooth and exact for 6dof.

what a great find. amazing how lucid he is for his age. he was at Duxford this year signing books...was cool to see him. interesting that he named the Whirlwind the biggest disappointment as a plane that he flew.

Cool!

I think this should be re-named Joint Ops DD-TopGun by the looks of it... Bojan, Toad, Painless, OB...

First buyer: Badaim. LOL. looks like it's got quite a recoil kick.

Ball mod? Steady there Tonar...wrong site for that kind of pervy talk!

I wish I had your optimism guys. Iran really is no different from Egypt. Same beliefs that the young will force change...instead they end up in prison cells awaiting execution or dispersed. Whether 30 years ago when the Shah was overthrown...or just recently with their protests. The youth of 'modern' Islam are more radicalized than those of the past. The youth of Iran overwhelmingly oppose the crazy clerics...but they are not in power and are frankly overwhelmed by a smaller, but more aggressive number of 'true believers'. Iran is on the short-list for getting the crap bombed out of them by Israel and the US...and yet the population is happy to sit back and be ruled by nutjob dictators. Look at the UK. The vast majority of UK'ers oppose Sharia law and special privileges for the Mussies...but who do you think is winning there? Hint: it ain't the middle class majority Christians. The first guy in Egypt that is telegenic and stands up and blames the US and Israel for Mubarak will run the country. And I'm betting it is a cleric or some other Islamic nut.

In a year, we'll be looking at a Islamofascist theocracy run by the Brotherhood that is busy exporting terror...and looking back fondly on the Mubarak era. Remember: Iran was a youth-led populist uprising as well. That turned out well, eh?

I want a video explaining BG.

Go for it Kimo! It must be real, because it came over the internet!

Hey...you're just jealous because he went to Karl Schreiber and snubbed you.

Even the lefties in the media are coming out praising him...

great one!

With the great man's 100 Birthday tomorrow, thought I'd share with you my one degree separation from President Reagan. If Churchill was the man of the century, then President Reagan was the man of the last half of the century. There is a book out of Reagan's diary entries...heading out to find it today. What a great man. Me and our old Prime Minister - who was one of President Reagan's pallbearers PM Mulroney and his good friend RR

well, you are right Arthur. I mean I flew 6 hours just to have a drink with BG...so anything less than that is a afternoon drive. I was planning on paying for the scotch Jabo.

A work mate of mine is coming out in a few weeks to those cities. I recall some of you clowns living near there...was going to get him to deliver a bottle of scotch for me...

I think Sid lives near Buckinghamshire...? what say you UK Dogz...?

Windows 7. had onboard sound...but it didn't work with my 5.1 speakers or 5.1 headset... Put in my old 10 year old card for those...and I guess it's kinda dying. Figured a card is only $70 or so...(40 quid) so cheap considering the $$ and everything I've put into the game so far (4 computers, 2 trips to UK, 3 monitors, 8 or so video cards, being drugged and raped by Painless while in UK, trips to see BG, getting a tree for anniversary because of jealously over the game and so on...)

too you computer geeky type Dogz: is it easy for a non-computer geeky type Dog like me to take out and install a new sound card? I've come to the realization that it is the old audigy card...and not the mike that is the problem with me sounding so bad on TS. Appreciate you advise. If easy to do, I'll just go nab one and do it myself and save a few bucks. And unfortunately be back flying with you lovely gentlemen soon. Kelly

Nice hair BG. I think I saw that haggis somewhere before. Oh yeah...it is one of the pods from Alien. You know, somewhere out there, there are groups of people celebration BG Day. It's like Robbie Burns day, except you gather and open up scotch instead of the haggis.