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  1. serâ‹…enâ‹…dipâ‹…iâ‹…ty

    [ser-uhn-dip-i-tee]

    –noun

    1. an aptitude for making desirable discoveries by accident.

    2. good fortune

    My good fortune to have these near completion when the subject of early US floatplanes came up.

    Nice skins as always.

    Thanks mate.

  2. I've got it installed with the full "Actors Static" file (all objects and buildings) and it runs like butter on my system.

    My Specs:

    Win XP Pro/Service pack 3.5

    AMD 64 dual core 5000+/Default core clock speed

    4 Gb DDR2/PC6400/Default clock speed

    ATI 4870/8.9 drivers

    Framerates are between 35 > 100FPS even in cockpit over heavily populated areas.

    Joe did marvelous work on this map, especailly making it playable for most.

    Installation tips;

    You WILL need to upgrade to the 1.1.1 version.

  3. For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the

    service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how

    consultants can make a difference to an organization.

    Last week, we took some friends out to Pierre 's restaurant and noticed

    that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

    It seemed a little strange.

  4. #1:

    A fellow picked up a woman in a bar, and they drove out a back road some distance from town. They immediately began doing what boys and girls normally do on back roads some distance from town.

    Just when things were getting hot and heavy, the woman stopped him.

    "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but the truth is, I'm a working girl. Sex is gonna cost $50.00."

    The

  5. #1:

    A fellow picked up a woman in a bar, and they drove out a back road some distance from town. They immediately began doing what boys and girls normally do on back roads some distance from town.

    Just when things were getting hot and heavy, the woman stopped him.

    "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but the truth is, I'm a working girl. Sex is gonna cost $50.00."

    The

  6. A little something to offend everyone....

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

    Juan on Juan

    What is a Yankee?

    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

    What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?

    The position of the dirt bag

    Why is divorce so expensive?

    Because it's worth it.

    What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

    Doughnuts

    Why is air a lot like sex?

    Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

    What do you call a smart blonde?

    A golden retriever.

    What do attorneys use for birth control?

    Their personalities.

    What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

    10 years and 45 lbs

    What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

    45 minutes

    What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

    Through his chest with a sharp knife

    Why do men want to marry virgins?

    They can't stand criticism.

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

    Because those men already have boyfriends.

    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

    Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

    Because they have cotton balls.

    What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

    What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

    'Are you sure it's mine?'

    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

    Mace will do that to you

    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

    Everyone has the same DNA.

    Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

    A different bar.

    Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?

    They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'

    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

    A speech impediment

    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'.

    How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

    A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ..' -

    A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....

  7. A little something to offend everyone....

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

    Juan on Juan

    What is a Yankee?

    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

    What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?

    The position of the dirt bag

    Why is divorce so expensive?

    Because it's worth it.

    What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

    Doughnuts

    Why is air a lot like sex?

    Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

    What do you call a smart blonde?

    A golden retriever.

    What do attorneys use for birth control?

    Their personalities.

    What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

    10 years and 45 lbs

    What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

    45 minutes

    What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

    Through his chest with a sharp knife

    Why do men want to marry virgins?

    They can't stand criticism.

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

    Because those men already have boyfriends.

    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

    Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

    Because they have cotton balls.

    What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

    What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

    'Are you sure it's mine?'

    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

    Mace will do that to you

    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

    Everyone has the same DNA.

    Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

    A different bar.

    Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?

    They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'

    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

    A speech impediment

    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'.

    How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

    A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ..' -

    A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....

  8. 2 mor 4 U:

    Tom’s Tattoo:

    Tom gets home late one night and, Nicky, his wife asks, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

    Tom replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

    'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

    'I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis,' he said proudly.

    'What the hell were you thinking?! She yelled, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis?'

    Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

    Tom is recovering in Room 232 at Our Saint of the Sheep Hospital

    ***and***

    SUNDAY MORNING SEX

    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

    When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

    Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."

    She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

    39262051_922f291f1c_m.jpg

    "One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy's..."

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