Jokes

[CaptJackG]

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

A: He doesn’t want anybody to know he fucks chickens.

One day Bob and Tom were walking down the street when Tom said, “You know I took skydiving lessons last week.”

“Really,” said Bob in amazement, “How did it go?”

“Well the week started out alright while we were in the class learning the basics. But then Wednesday rolled around and it came time to take our first jump.”

“And?” Bob asked.

“Well I was the last one to jump but when I got to the door I couldn’t do it. So the instructor told me ‘you had better jump out of this god damn plane before I stick my dick right up your ass.’”

“Well did you jump?” asked Bob.

“Yeah, a little.”