Before and After Marriage

[Bonger]

Before and After Marriage

Before - Passion.

After - Ration.

Before - Don't stop.

After - Don't start.

Before - Twice a night.

After - Twice a month.

Before - Saturday Night Fever.

After - Monday Night Football.

Before - Idol.

After - Idle.

Before - Oysters.

After - Fishsticks.

Before - Is that all you are having ?

After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey.

Before - We agree on everything.

After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own ?

Before - He is completely lost without me.

After - Why won't he ever ask for directions ?

Before - You look so seductive in black.

After - Your clothes are so depressing.

Before - You take my breath away.

After - I feel like I'm suffocating.

Before - I ca'n hardly believe we found each other.

After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.

Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.

After - She calls me a controlling, manipulative egomaniacal plick.

Before - Once upon a time.

After - The end.

.....such is life.

[Rattler]

Pessimist.....