Bonger Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Mr. Bear and Mr. Turtle So, Mr. Bear and Mr. Turtle are walking down a trail in the woods. They happen upon a lake, and a golden frog floats up. "Hey, I'm the Golden Frog. I grant wishes. Each of you gets three wishes." So, Mr. Bear, striking upon the opportunity, says "I wish all the other bears in this forest were female." Done Mr. Turtle says "I wish I had a crashing helmet." Done Mr. Bear says, "I wish all the other bears in the neighboring forests were female." Done Mr. Turtle says "I wish I had a motorcycle" Done Mr. Bear was busy thinking how stupid Mr. Turtle was being, but wished his last wish "I wish all the other bears in the WORLD were female." Done Mr. Turtle revs up his motorcycle, smirks and says "I wish Mr. Bear was gay" and drives off into the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Mr. Turtle is a bastard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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