Bonger Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 12 Shots A guy goes into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 A Red pilot walks into a bar, sits down and orders 5 shots of Bourbon He quickly slams the shots, and is about to order more when the bartender says: "whats the big occasion?" The Red pilot: "I'm celebrating my first blowjob!" The bartender: "hey that's something to celebrate, allow me to buy your next round" The Red pilot: "great I don't think the first 5 shots got the taste out of my mouth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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