Bonger Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 The Bank Robbery A man walks into a bank and gets into the line to one of the tellers. After a few minutes, he arrives at the teller window where he proceeds to draw out a gun and demands to the teller to give him all the money from her drawer... After the teller gives him the money, he says to the teller that he can not have any witnesses and asks her ' Did you see me rob this bank? ' The teller said ' Yes, I did see you rob this bank! ' at which point the man shoots the teller... He then turns around to the man in line behind him and again asks the same question... 'Did you see me rob this bank ? ' The man said to him ' Yes, I did see you rob this bank! ' and again the man raises his gun an shoots the man in line... He the goes to the next man standing in the line and asks ' Did you see me robbing this bank? ' The man in line looks at him and said ' Heck no, I have never seen you before and I definently didn't see you robbing this bank, But I gotta be honest with you my wife, here, saw everything......! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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