A Monkey Joke

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A Monkey Joke

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders

a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all

around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off

the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes

and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table,

grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth,

and to everyone's amazement, somehow he swallows

it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what

your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He

eats everything in sight, the little pig. Sorry. I'll

pay for the cue ball and stuff. "He finishes his

drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey

ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his

monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey

starts running around the bar again. While the man is

finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino

cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,

pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a

peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your

monkey did now? he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up

his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the

bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first!"