FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE

[Bonger]

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

[Tonar]

Pay attention to #5 Mobius!!

[Logos]

:k9lmao:

ROFLMAO BONGER you funny bastage.

Good night mate

Logos

[BBloke]

Strange that this thread so come to mind but I have just received and email from ASDA (Dont know why) with a subject of: "Threat the two women in your life".